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It’s Too Late For Democrats To Get Balloons For Obama ‘s Acceptance Speech – How About Condoms?!

Too late for the democrats to get balloons for Obama’s speech, so how about condoms? They’re easily accessible through a variety of drugs and big box stores, so surely they can find an ample supply… even for the biggest appetite.

Since being ‘forced’ to move inside due to lack of attendees, it’s too late for the DNC to order balloons… and what’s a convention without balloons, we ask?

The Democrats are the Party of Sex, so this is the prefect answer – falling condoms! I’m sure Billy-boy Clinton has an ‘insider’ connection too!

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2 comments on “It’s Too Late For Democrats To Get Balloons For Obama ‘s Acceptance Speech – How About Condoms?!

  1. Sembawang Bolo
    September 6, 2012

    Another great shoop, Frau.

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